still celebrating

ceeeeelllleeeebbbrraraaaatttttinnnnngggggg

:)

sometimes I feel as if FOX News could tell their viewers to vote for a pencil and they’d do it

wellalright:

i wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but i want to die with one in there. or maybe a plastic one. i want to die eating frozen yogurt, that’s what i’m trying to get at.

(via absurdreasoning)

absurdreasoning:

offered to send nudes in return for a JSTOR username

nerd problems

SORRY BITCHES WITHDRAW YOUR OFFERS I HAVE ALREADY SATISFIED THIS NEED

hoorayray:

elizaabettta:

I mean, 

• Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
• They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
• They live right by the kitchen.
• Their head of house teaches herbology.
• “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
• Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

THIS TAG OMG.

omfg

Hey.  This… makes sense.

(Source: littlemissravenpuff, via mcwhitnaay)